pool pussy is gonna scream!

Okay, pool pussy just wrote a really funny story about calling willard jr. high to
see if they're open today, the goddamn 4th of july, and of course they're not so she just wrote down their recording of all their hours for the summer which sounds really boring, but it wasn't cuz it had all of pool pussy's own scheduling issues, like she can't get outta the house before noon, so no way was she gonna make the 7 a.m-1:00p.m time and how there were hours on the weekend that she could possibly make but alas the pool is full of goddamn stupid screaming kids and obnoxious families with their stupid footballs and frisbees and underwater staring by tiny curious tots that pool pussy would like to drown and also how there's evidently a guy named Dave that teaches swim lessons but pool pussy would really like a pic of Dave first before she makes any commitment there and also how willard is open on fridays from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. well acutally everyday but pool pussy works at a stupid college mondays -thursdays so she can't make this time but anyway fridays could be a possibility but she likes to give the lovely I. a ride to mills so she can hear stories about exciting adventures driving around Berkeley for instance to the Cupcake place on vine street or somewhere in north Berkeley but pool pussy as a rule hates north Berkeley cuz she used to live over there and kings pool was so damn crowded that she had to move so now pool pussy just wants to swim on 4th of july but of course all the pools are closed today for the goddamn patriotic extravaganza which is so stupid.

Why the hell can't they just have fireworks at the pool? Pool pussy would go for this though it might encourage more of those goddamn families and tiny tots!

So, happy goddamn 4th of july from cranky pool pussy and may you all find a pool at least in your dreams!