Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Damn that Oprah!




Thanks to her genius colleague, Agent J, PP has finally figured out why the YMCA is so goddamned crowded.

Oprah!

She had her stupid 'Bestlife' series last week, and encouraged everyone who's fallen offa the Diet Wagon to get back on--of course this entails getting back into the Gym Wagon too.





Which has obviously spilled over into the pool!





Damn that Oprah!

Just eat another chicken and shut up already!

So, PP can get back to swimming in peace!

Without any Oprah Bestlifers to contend with.

Okay?
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